December 2010
21 posts
eradication at edo
i TOLD her all i wanted was a fucking TRIM, not an execution. sure, go ahead and MASSACRE my hair in under 10 minutes, i’m just here to get butchered anyway. i’m surprised i left with hair attached to my head. thanks, henry, for turning me over to your mutilator.
this sounds a lot more dramatic than i intended…
already homesick.
everything is beautiful!
Don’t wanna leave.
Near Dik,
Although the views of Shalimar, my front porch decal, Berks, the sexy clerk at HalfPrice, and a delicious bacon Five-Guys bottom bun excite me to no end upon my return to the wondrous civilized life that is Fremont, it is this view, your fine-grained, inelastic rump, to which I long and pine and yearn for. Please allow me to fondle and caress and stroke you because this picture I snapped is...
some we love. and some we hate.
my room is different and festive and better and mine for now and clean and things are in new places and and all i want to do is sit at my different clean work-strewn desk and stare at the rain through my new light-delineated window while my christmas music sets the mood and zone out to the rain, sip my coffee, pee a lot, and not write 12 pages about anthrozoology.
call me an athlete...
Gloucester Annual Cheese Rolling…dozens of competitors, only one Master of the Cheese.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpzEF0D2xfE
when can we play?
Agony
“Like the cameo cutter of Herculaneum, who, while the earth cracked and the lava bubbled and it rained ashes, calmly went on carving at his plaque.”
not going to have any teeth left at this rate of grinding.
you know that dream,
where there’s a crawly, itchy spider, or, more generally, all the annoying people you hate, on your face, and, to get rid of it (them), you start pulling on your nose ring in your sleep because you want to hear the crash it makes on the floor when you throw it across the room? don’t you love looking in the mirror the next morning?
nbcnews
EDMOND, Oklahoma - Two women face felony charges for theft after they were caught hiding goods in their belly-fat.
They are accused of taking more than $2,500 worth of merchandise from a department store.
The women were not hiding small items, either.
Police say they found four pairs of boots and three pairs of jeans.